Here we have a Mugabe man falling. I used the clipping adjustment layers, masking, healing, and other tools to help me create this hilarious meme. The idea behind making this meme was that I'd cut the Mugabe man out of his original picture, and throw him in a background with a bunch of food in it. He was falling in his original picture, but if you position him the right way in the new image, then he could look like he's kneeling to pray while simultaneously reaching for food. Hence, the caption "When the prayer before you eat is taking too long."
Sunday, February 26, 2017
Sunday, January 29, 2017
Image resizing homework
For each image I:
1.) Saved them onto my computer
2.) Pulled them up in Photo shop
3.) Changed the inch width in the image adjustment settings
4.) Uploaded each image onto this blogpost and labeled each.
Monday, January 23, 2017
Saturday, January 14, 2017
Everything to know about me
I am God fearing, goal driven, comedic, sensitive, and overly protective man. I was born and raised in the heart of the DMV, Upper Marlboro, MD. I have two brothers, however, I only grew up with one because the other was grown and gone to college. My dad was never really around growing up. Howver, unlike my brother, I've got no harsh feelings towards him. You see, my older brother was around eight years old when my dad left, and he absolutely adored my dad. On the other hand, I was only three, so it was like I didn't even remember him. Whereas my brother remembered he and the times they shared very vividly, so when he left my brother was devastated. But my mom has done an exceptional job raising the two of us. All the success that I have achieved so far in life can be traced back to something my mom taught me.
From school work all the way to how a woman should be treated, I learned from my mommy. My mom was a nerd growing up. So, you already know her smarts and work ethic would be passed down to me. Even if they didn't pass down genetically, she would force them upon me. I had no choice but to be great in the classroom. If i wanted to play ball every year, I had to maintain a cumulative GPA of 3.0 or higher. This was my main motivator throughout high school, seeing as how I've been in love with basketball and football for as long as I can remember. While I didn't take the opportunity to play ball in college, I probably would have never got to college with out playing ball because that rule kept my grades good at all times.
Most people would think that since I didn't have a father figure in my life, that I'd have no guidance when it comes to how to treat a woman. But, my father not being there was all the guidance I needed. Everything my father has done to my mother as I've growing up is the absolute opposite of how a man should treat his woman. So, as long as I'm nothing like my pops (in terms of how to treat a woman), then I should be just fine. Plus, growing up around all women has helped me see how women, think, function, act, etc. All I've had to do is observe my mother to learn a boat load about women. But, I truly think that you can know everything there is to know about a woman, and still never fully figure them out.
From school work all the way to how a woman should be treated, I learned from my mommy. My mom was a nerd growing up. So, you already know her smarts and work ethic would be passed down to me. Even if they didn't pass down genetically, she would force them upon me. I had no choice but to be great in the classroom. If i wanted to play ball every year, I had to maintain a cumulative GPA of 3.0 or higher. This was my main motivator throughout high school, seeing as how I've been in love with basketball and football for as long as I can remember. While I didn't take the opportunity to play ball in college, I probably would have never got to college with out playing ball because that rule kept my grades good at all times.
Most people would think that since I didn't have a father figure in my life, that I'd have no guidance when it comes to how to treat a woman. But, my father not being there was all the guidance I needed. Everything my father has done to my mother as I've growing up is the absolute opposite of how a man should treat his woman. So, as long as I'm nothing like my pops (in terms of how to treat a woman), then I should be just fine. Plus, growing up around all women has helped me see how women, think, function, act, etc. All I've had to do is observe my mother to learn a boat load about women. But, I truly think that you can know everything there is to know about a woman, and still never fully figure them out.
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